Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Funny Ha Ha

"I could fart the national anthem and it would sound better than that."
---Daddy's American Idol comment of the day

Life sure is fun when your partner in crime makes you laugh!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Daily Trivia

Did you know...

...Mamo was once crowned Miss Key West Miniskirt? I'm guessing circa 1969.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Your New Pets

Despite my better judgment we set up a big fish tank in our kitchen last week. It only took a year of encouragement from Georgia's Mommy--who conveniently owns a pet store specializing in fish--for me to work up the courage to give it a whirl. You adore the fish and named them Huey, Dewey, Louie, One, Two, Three, and Skunky. At press time, I've only killed one of them (Louie). The others seem to be adapting well, thanks to daily guidance from Georgia's Mommy.

You handle mealtime for your new friends:


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Etiquette

There are three appropriate actions to take when you encounter a pregnant woman.
  1. Say nothing. You never know for sure.
  2. Smile and offer your congratulations/best wishes.
  3. Exclaim, "You look fantastic!"
The following comments (all of which have been pointed at me in recent weeks) are simply not acceptable:
  • "What?! You're not due until next month? But you're so big!!"
  • "Oh, you're having another boy? I'm sorry."
  • "Just watch out when you deliver. You'll never guess what happened to me... {insert horror story here}"
  • "Don't worry, that extra weight will come right off."
  • "You look like you're about to pop!"
  • Parenting advice of any kind.